2007-2008
- "It's hard to blow up Bozo." - Ryan Taylor-Davis
- "Stop playing with my gavel Pam--play with your own!" - Michael Millerick
2006-2007
- "According to the Enquirer, 80% of the costs will be paid by the Federal Government." - Chelsea Fried
- "Helen Keller didn't actually say that, maybe she brailed it out." - Spencer Kulweic
- "Public spaces are a haven for riff-raff." - Dane Crosby
- "I got this source from Minnesote...ya know, the state." - Jeff Beaudoin
- Ahmed: "Would you say you are happy?"
Kellan: "No, I'm on the negative."
- "I believe you falsely rebuted by rebuttal." - Michael Whitaker
- "Blacklisting is sucky." - Chris Catterton
- "So, it's just a little more ghetto--I like it that way." - Mrs. Williamson.
- "The judge had no pants." - Jonathan Finn-Gamino
- "If we do not implement health care nationally, China will attempt to conquer us due to the civil war we'll be fighting." - Caitlyn Garlock
- "...ugly people, or as I like to call them, sexy deficient..." - Nick Doughty
- "We have to decrease the population in the air." - Janessa Sheets at the SMART Rail Debate
- "I stand in firm propagation." - Ben Chapman circa 2005
- "I'm not an anti-feminist. I like girls!" - Riley Daly
- "You'd end up in jail, rendering your flirting powers useless." - Thomas Rich.
- "Two plus two equals four, but sometimes two times two equals...wait a minute..." - Kate Mundell
- "Did you know that 3 is between 2 and 4?" - Emily Raymond
- "You have to kill the dragon to slay the princess." - Pat Michelsen
- "It's like Harrison's shirt, but uglier." - Chelsea Fried
- "Look professional; be someone else." - Nick Doughty
- "...I'm not saying that I'm right." - Mrs. Williamson
- Sam: "I wish I were a girl so I could say that."
Chris: "I wish you were a girl too."
- "In anarchy someone will shoot you and take your stuff. But in despotism, someone takes your stuff then shoots you." - Dane Crosby
- Sam: "That doesn't look half bad...who is that!?"
Millerick: "Nancy Pelosi."
- The value clash was EPIC." - Millerick
- "Oh, you mean Lincoln Douglas Debate means Lincoln AND Douglas..." = Caitlyn Garlock
- Cami: "I've been playing golf since I was a little girl."
AJ: "Me too."
- "Cheney wasn't even put on trial when he used his lawyer's face as a clay pigeon." - Millerick
- Mrs. Williamson: "Ok...did everyone get the dates for the practices?"
Nick Doughty: "Don't you know--debaters don't get dates."
- Caitlyn: "I'll help you with your speech."
Aislynn: "What's your ulterior motive?"